The Flat World Report http://www.flatworldreport.com Because the world is flat, and ignorance is bliss. (Published every Monday) Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:03:00 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Not News: Death, Wii Poo, Car Chase, Killer Doctors On Hiatus - more info soon. Revver Link | YouTube Link http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/26/not-news-death-wii-poo-car-chase-killer-doctors/ Almost News: Stolen Baby, Fast Food, Reading Bush I can't believe I missed a week, things have been busy, but that's no excuse. I tried to make up for it with an idea show as well which is below. We'll make sure the next one kicks some ass. Bonus: Cannibals. the idea show Feedback always. http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/19/almost-news-stolen-baby-fast-food-reading-bush/ Headlines: Peter Pan Kills, Sell That Baby, & More Looks like I'm late, I'll get the new one up for tomorrow. Okay yeah looks like the one for March 12 is going to be 'uber late' as in tomorrow night, sorry. You Tube Link I forgot to add the Real-ish news alerts. All but one were based on reality this week. ...you know ... http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/04/headlines-peter-pan-kills-sell-that-baby-more/ News: Give up Jesus, Dehydration, Superman vs. Easter Bunny Revver Link As always Share & Comment http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/26/news-give-up-jesus-dehydration-superman-vs-easter-bunny/ Cripple Chicken, Plastic Surgery Barbie, & Other Insanity - Satire News Revver | YouTube (soon - for some reason it keeps erroring on me) I really like passing ideas by people before I pick which headlines to use. If anyone is interested in getting on the "pre-shoot" idea panel let me know. Basically I'll share some headlines with you each week and ... http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/19/cripple-chicken-plastic-surgery-barbie-other-insanity-satire-news/ Ban The iPod, Addictive Snacks, Mandated Gay Marriage Let me know. Steve YouTube Link | Revver Link http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/12/ban-the-ipod-addictive-snacks-mandated-gay-marriage/ Vegetable Vegans, Bird Flu, Go Outside & More Satire Headlines YouTube Link | Revver Link I tried to go back to the roots a bit, feedback is welcome. http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/04/vegetable-vegans-bird-flu-go-outside-more-satire-headlines/ Headlines: Microwave Sponges! Bird Flu, Iran Nukes. Ugg... I didn't notice the errors in the video! Something went wrong while rendering. To be honest I'm a little frustrated with the Flat World Reports right now and am reevaluating my approach. So now the question, what do you think? Is it better with multiple cuts, was the flow better before. ... http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/29/headlines-microwave-sponges-bird-flu-iran-nukes/ News: Binge Drinking, Lohan Drugs, Sue MySpace & More Satire or watch it on youtube http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/20/news-binge-drinking-lohan-drugs-sue-myspace-more-satire/ FWR: Britney Spears, Less Famine, Evil X-men, and More Headlines Oh yeah, it's here. (revver link) Watch it on YouTube http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/13/fwr-britney-spears-less-famine-evil-x-men-and-more-headlines/