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(Published every Monday) Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:03:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5 en Not News: Death, Wii Poo, Car Chase, Killer Doctors http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/26/not-news-death-wii-poo-car-chase-killer-doctors/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/26/not-news-death-wii-poo-car-chase-killer-doctors/#comments Mon, 26 Mar 2007 15:11:34 +0000 explosivo The Flat World Report http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/26/not-news-death-wii-poo-car-chase-killer-doctors/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/26/not-news-death-wii-poo-car-chase-killer-doctors/feed/ Almost News: Stolen Baby, Fast Food, Reading Bush http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/19/almost-news-stolen-baby-fast-food-reading-bush/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/19/almost-news-stolen-baby-fast-food-reading-bush/#comments Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:08:31 +0000 explosivo The Flat World Report http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/19/almost-news-stolen-baby-fast-food-reading-bush/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/19/almost-news-stolen-baby-fast-food-reading-bush/feed/ Headlines: Peter Pan Kills, Sell That Baby, & More http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/04/headlines-peter-pan-kills-sell-that-baby-more/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/04/headlines-peter-pan-kills-sell-that-baby-more/#comments Mon, 05 Mar 2007 07:40:05 +0000 explosivo The Flat World Report http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/04/headlines-peter-pan-kills-sell-that-baby-more/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/04/headlines-peter-pan-kills-sell-that-baby-more/feed/ News: Give up Jesus, Dehydration, Superman vs. Easter Bunny http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/26/news-give-up-jesus-dehydration-superman-vs-easter-bunny/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/26/news-give-up-jesus-dehydration-superman-vs-easter-bunny/#comments Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:16:38 +0000 explosivo Uncategorized http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/26/news-give-up-jesus-dehydration-superman-vs-easter-bunny/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/26/news-give-up-jesus-dehydration-superman-vs-easter-bunny/feed/ Cripple Chicken, Plastic Surgery Barbie, & Other Insanity - Satire News http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/19/cripple-chicken-plastic-surgery-barbie-other-insanity-satire-news/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/19/cripple-chicken-plastic-surgery-barbie-other-insanity-satire-news/#comments Mon, 19 Feb 2007 17:05:52 +0000 explosivo Uncategorized http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/19/cripple-chicken-plastic-surgery-barbie-other-insanity-satire-news/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/19/cripple-chicken-plastic-surgery-barbie-other-insanity-satire-news/feed/ Ban The iPod, Addictive Snacks, Mandated Gay Marriage http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/12/ban-the-ipod-addictive-snacks-mandated-gay-marriage/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/12/ban-the-ipod-addictive-snacks-mandated-gay-marriage/#comments Mon, 12 Feb 2007 16:46:54 +0000 explosivo Uncategorized http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/12/ban-the-ipod-addictive-snacks-mandated-gay-marriage/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/12/ban-the-ipod-addictive-snacks-mandated-gay-marriage/feed/ Vegetable Vegans, Bird Flu, Go Outside & More Satire Headlines http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/04/vegetable-vegans-bird-flu-go-outside-more-satire-headlines/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/04/vegetable-vegans-bird-flu-go-outside-more-satire-headlines/#comments Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:00:25 +0000 explosivo Uncategorized http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/04/vegetable-vegans-bird-flu-go-outside-more-satire-headlines/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/04/vegetable-vegans-bird-flu-go-outside-more-satire-headlines/feed/ Headlines: Microwave Sponges! Bird Flu, Iran Nukes. http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/29/headlines-microwave-sponges-bird-flu-iran-nukes/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/29/headlines-microwave-sponges-bird-flu-iran-nukes/#comments Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:49:26 +0000 explosivo The Flat World Report http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/29/headlines-microwave-sponges-bird-flu-iran-nukes/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/29/headlines-microwave-sponges-bird-flu-iran-nukes/feed/ News: Binge Drinking, Lohan Drugs, Sue MySpace & More Satire http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/20/news-binge-drinking-lohan-drugs-sue-myspace-more-satire/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/20/news-binge-drinking-lohan-drugs-sue-myspace-more-satire/#comments Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:42:23 +0000 explosivo Uncategorized http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/20/news-binge-drinking-lohan-drugs-sue-myspace-more-satire/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/20/news-binge-drinking-lohan-drugs-sue-myspace-more-satire/feed/ FWR: Britney Spears, Less Famine, Evil X-men, and More Headlines http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/13/fwr-britney-spears-less-famine-evil-x-men-and-more-headlines/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/13/fwr-britney-spears-less-famine-evil-x-men-and-more-headlines/#comments Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:11:34 +0000 explosivo The Flat World Report http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/13/fwr-britney-spears-less-famine-evil-x-men-and-more-headlines/ http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/13/fwr-britney-spears-less-famine-evil-x-men-and-more-headlines/feed/