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	<title>The Flat World Report</title>
	<link>http://www.flatworldreport.com</link>
	<description>Because the world is flat, and ignorance is bliss. (Published every Monday)</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Not News: Death, Wii Poo, Car Chase, Killer Doctors</title>
		<link>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/26/not-news-death-wii-poo-car-chase-killer-doctors/</link>
		<comments>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/26/not-news-death-wii-poo-car-chase-killer-doctors/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 15:11:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>explosivo</dc:creator>
		
		<category>The Flat World Report</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On Hiatus - more info soon.

Revver Link &#124; YouTube Link

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><strong><big><big>On Hiatus - more info soon.</big></big></strong></center></p>
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<p><a href="http://one.revver.com/watch/215329/flv/affiliate/43019">Revver Link</a> | <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhym9g0Rc5E">YouTube Link</a>
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		<title>Almost News: Stolen Baby, Fast Food, Reading Bush</title>
		<link>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/19/almost-news-stolen-baby-fast-food-reading-bush/</link>
		<comments>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/19/almost-news-stolen-baby-fast-food-reading-bush/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:08:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>explosivo</dc:creator>
		
		<category>The Flat World Report</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t believe I missed a week, things have been busy, but that&#8217;s no excuse. I tried to make up for it with an idea show as well which is below. We&#8217;ll make sure the next one kicks some ass.

Bonus: Cannibals. the idea show

Feedback always.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t believe I missed a week, things have been busy, but that&#8217;s no excuse. I tried to make up for it with an idea show as well which is below. We&#8217;ll make sure the next one kicks some ass.</p>
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<p><strong>Bonus: Cannibals. the idea show</strong></p>
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<p>Feedback always.</p>
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		<title>Headlines: Peter Pan Kills, Sell That Baby, &#038; More</title>
		<link>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/04/headlines-peter-pan-kills-sell-that-baby-more/</link>
		<comments>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/03/04/headlines-peter-pan-kills-sell-that-baby-more/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 07:40:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>explosivo</dc:creator>
		
		<category>The Flat World Report</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Looks like I&#8217;m late, I&#8217;ll get the new one up for tomorrow.
Okay yeah looks like the one for March 12 is going to be &#8216;uber late&#8217; as in tomorrow night, sorry.


You Tube Link
I forgot to add the Real-ish news alerts. All but one were based on reality this week.
&#8230;you know the drill&#8230; 
Steve

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Looks like I&#8217;m late, I&#8217;ll get the new one up for tomorrow.</p>
<p>Okay yeah looks like the one for March 12 is going to be &#8216;uber late&#8217; as in tomorrow night, sorry.<br />
</strong><em></p>
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<p><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=tQrf0MpUEmI">You Tube Link</a></p>
<p>I forgot to add the Real-ish news alerts. All but one were based on reality this week.</p>
<p>&#8230;you know the drill&#8230; </p>
<p>Steve
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		<title>News: Give up Jesus, Dehydration, Superman vs. Easter Bunny</title>
		<link>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/26/news-give-up-jesus-dehydration-superman-vs-easter-bunny/</link>
		<comments>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/26/news-give-up-jesus-dehydration-superman-vs-easter-bunny/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:16:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>explosivo</dc:creator>
		
		<category>Uncategorized</category>

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Revver Link
As always Share &#038; Comment

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<p><a href="http://one.revver.com/watch/186149/flv/affiliate/43019">Revver Link</a></p>
<p>As always Share &#038; Comment
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		<title>Cripple Chicken, Plastic Surgery Barbie, &#038; Other Insanity - Satire News</title>
		<link>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/19/cripple-chicken-plastic-surgery-barbie-other-insanity-satire-news/</link>
		<comments>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/19/cripple-chicken-plastic-surgery-barbie-other-insanity-satire-news/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 17:05:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>explosivo</dc:creator>
		
		<category>Uncategorized</category>

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Revver &#124; YouTube (soon - for some reason it keeps erroring on me)
I really like passing ideas by people before I pick which headlines to use. If anyone is interested in getting on the &#8220;pre-shoot&#8221; idea panel let me know. Basically I&#8217;ll share some headlines with you each week and you tell me the ones [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://one.revver.com/watch/178227/flv/affiliate/43019">Revver</a> | YouTube (soon - for some reason it keeps erroring on me)</p>
<p><em>I really like passing ideas by people before I pick which headlines to use. If anyone is interested in getting on the &#8220;pre-shoot&#8221; idea panel let me know. Basically I&#8217;ll share some headlines with you each week and you tell me the ones you like best. Sure the news gets ruined a little bit if you know ahead of time but I&#8217;ll mix things up so nobody knows too much. </p>
<p>So how about it, do you wanna help make the news?</em>
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		<title>Ban The iPod, Addictive Snacks, Mandated Gay Marriage</title>
		<link>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/12/ban-the-ipod-addictive-snacks-mandated-gay-marriage/</link>
		<comments>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/12/ban-the-ipod-addictive-snacks-mandated-gay-marriage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 16:46:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>explosivo</dc:creator>
		
		<category>Uncategorized</category>

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Let me know.
Steve
YouTube Link &#124; Revver Link

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<p>Let me know.</p>
<p>Steve</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu5Z4XciqR4">YouTube Link</a> | <a href="http://one.revver.com/watch/170679/flv/affiliate/43019">Revver Link</a>
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		<title>Vegetable Vegans, Bird Flu, Go Outside &#038; More Satire Headlines</title>
		<link>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/04/vegetable-vegans-bird-flu-go-outside-more-satire-headlines/</link>
		<comments>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/02/04/vegetable-vegans-bird-flu-go-outside-more-satire-headlines/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>explosivo</dc:creator>
		
		<category>Uncategorized</category>

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YouTube Link &#124; Revver Link
I tried to go back to the roots a bit, feedback is welcome.

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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s09KQY--rr0"><br />
YouTube Link</a> | <a href="http://one.revver.com/watch/161696/flv/affiliate/43019">Revver Link</a></p>
<p>I tried to go back to the roots a bit, feedback is welcome.
</p>
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		<title>Headlines: Microwave Sponges! Bird Flu, Iran Nukes.</title>
		<link>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/29/headlines-microwave-sponges-bird-flu-iran-nukes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/29/headlines-microwave-sponges-bird-flu-iran-nukes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>explosivo</dc:creator>
		
		<category>The Flat World Report</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ugg&#8230; I didn&#8217;t notice the errors in the video! Something went wrong while rendering.
To be honest I&#8217;m a little frustrated with the Flat World Reports right now and am reevaluating my approach.

So now the question, what do you think? Is it better with multiple cuts, was the flow better before. What about the type of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Ugg&#8230; I didn&#8217;t notice the errors in the video! Something went wrong while rendering.</p>
<p>To be honest I&#8217;m a little frustrated with the Flat World Reports right now and am reevaluating my approach.</strong></p>
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<p>So now the question, what do you think? Is it better with multiple cuts, was the flow better before. What about the type of news, there are basically three categories, news commentary, fabricated additions to real events, and complete fabrications what do you like best (I used to do a lot more complete fabrications, did that work better?)</p>
<p><a href="http://one.revver.com/watch/154470/flv/affiliate/43019">Revver</a> | <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHvmIGbT0xc">YouTube</a></p>
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		<title>News: Binge Drinking, Lohan Drugs, Sue MySpace &#038; More Satire</title>
		<link>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/20/news-binge-drinking-lohan-drugs-sue-myspace-more-satire/</link>
		<comments>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/20/news-binge-drinking-lohan-drugs-sue-myspace-more-satire/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:42:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>explosivo</dc:creator>
		
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or watch it on youtube

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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql_arBhx8to">or watch it on youtube</a>
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		<title>FWR: Britney Spears, Less Famine, Evil X-men, and More Headlines</title>
		<link>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/13/fwr-britney-spears-less-famine-evil-x-men-and-more-headlines/</link>
		<comments>http://www.flatworldreport.com/2007/01/13/fwr-britney-spears-less-famine-evil-x-men-and-more-headlines/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:11:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>explosivo</dc:creator>
		
		<category>The Flat World Report</category>

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Oh yeah, it&#8217;s here. (revver link)
Watch it on YouTube




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<p>Oh yeah, it&#8217;s here. (<a href="http://one.revver.com/watch/139633/flv/affiliate/43019">revver link</a>)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IAjJI02VUc">Watch it on YouTube</a></p>
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